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Caitlin Johnstone
Title: The Fistbump Heard Round TheWorld
Published: 2022-07-15
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SzVvJh9sM
Title: The Fistbump Heard Round TheWorld
Published: 2022-07-15
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SzVvJh9sM
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the fist bump heard round the world two powerful leaders met beneath the hot jedha sun to discuss oil and killing and friendship one of the leaders rules a tyrannical regime which funds terrorists murders journalists suppresses civil rights and commits war crimes the other the crown prince of saudi arabia is no better they greeted not with the traditional handshake nor with a stern finger wag from the2/6
american for the assassination of jamal khashoggi but with the most epic fist bump in the history of civilization since the invention of the fist bump there have been none so pure so affectionate so expressive of perfect union and harmony observers said they thought they heard angels singing when their two fists connected their souls merged their eyes locked with an intimacy poets and lovers have spent their3/6
whole lives trying to capture their dick chakras burned with the intensity of a thousand stars this is who we are the fist bump roared to the heavens this is who we have always been our sacred bond presides over an empire that is fueled by oil and blood and we rule as one in holy communion with the great kings of old nothing shall ever come between us4/6
not bone saw nor mass beheading nor strained lip service to human rights values on the presidential campaign trail time froze as the two joined fists in genocidal matrimony flashing koi grins at each other upon a mountain of yemeni corpses and the tortured bones of syria their faces turned to skulls doves with red stained feathers filled the air and the marxists of the world say if only5/6
we could one day capture that kind of class solidarity and the wives of the world say if only he would one day look at me like that and the arms manufacturers of the world say hoo-hoo yeah buddy boy this is gonna be great let's go snork coke off a tomahawk missile and the hidden saints say something's got to give here and the world rotates on the